In wartime, truth is so precious that she should always be attended by a bodyguard of lies.
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.
"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
If I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive.
Shall we be despised by foreign powers for hesitating so long at a word?