Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
"when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it."
"I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.""Well, not so much. They don't let you."
If I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive.