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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody Allen
How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen

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