Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the labor of thinking.
"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
We can't all and some of us don't. That's all there is to it.
"I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.""Well, not so much. They don't let you."
If I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive.