Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.
Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.
"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
"when you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it."
"I'm not going to do just nothing anymore.""Well, not so much. They don't let you."
If I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive.
"They wanted to come in after the pounds", explained Pooh, "so I let them. It's the best way to write poetry, letting things come".