Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
"I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of No Brain at All."
If I plant a honeycomb outside my house, then it will grow up into a beehive.
A prosperous fool is a grievous burden.
The boy cried "Wolf, wolf!" and the villagers came out to help him.
Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed it and opened it only to find nothing.
Men are foolish, are they not, Mademoiselle? To eat, to drink, to breathe the good air, it is a very pleasant thing, Mademoiselle. One is foolish to leave all that simply because one has no money — or because the heart aches. L´amour, it causes many fatalities, does it not?
How true is the saying that man was forced to invent work in order to escape the strain of having to think.