Humor Quotes

Laugh at what you hold sacred, and still hold it sacred.
— Abraham Maslow
Humor
"Eh, gentlemen, let us reckon upon accidents! Life is a chaplet of little miseries which the philosopher counts with a smile. Be philosophers, as I am, gentlemen; sit down at the table and let us drink. Nothing makes the future look so bright as surveying it through a glass of chambertin."
— Alexandre Dumas
Philosophy
Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It's more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.
— Dr. Seuss
Humor
The grass is always greener over the septic tank.
— Erma Bombeck
Humor
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
— Ernest Hemingway
Humor
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— George Bernard Shaw
Humor
If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my original plan to graduate and become a chartered accountant, perhaps a barrister lawyer, and gotten a nice house in the suburbs, with a nice wife and kids, and gotten a country club membership, and then I would have killed myself.
— John Cleese
Humor
Here lies my wife:here let her lie!Now she's at rest, and so am I.
— John Dryden
Humor
The grate desire ov mi life iz tew amuze sumboddy. I had rather be able to set the multiplikashun table tew sum lively tune than tew hav bin the author ov it.
— Josh Billings
Humor

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