Woody Allen Quotes

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen
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I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Woody Allen
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Woody Allen
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