John Cleese Quotes

    Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers. And they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers — which is why almost no technology ever works.
    John Cleese
    Technology
    I'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.
    John Cleese
    Friendship
    Six hundred years ago we would have been burned for this. Now, what I'm suggesting is that we've advanced.
    John Cleese
    History
    If I like chocolate it won't surprise you that I have a few chocolates in my fridge, but if you find out I've got 16 warehouses full of chocolate, you'd think I was insane. All these rich guys are insane, obsessive compulsive twits obsessed with money — money is all they think about — they're all nuts.
    John Cleese
    Business
    Basil Fawlty was an easy character for me. For some reason, portraying a mean, uptight, incompetent bully comes naturally to me.
    John Cleese
    Humorous
    If I had not gone into Monty Python, I probably would have stuck to my original plan to graduate and become a chartered accountant, perhaps a barrister lawyer, and gotten a nice house in the suburbs, with a nice wife and kids, and gotten a country club membership, and then I would have killed myself.
    John Cleese
    Humor
    He who laughs most, learns best.
    John Cleese
    Happiness
    If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
    John Cleese
    Creativity
    Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers — which is why almost no technology ever works.
    John Cleese
    Technology

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